Football Feeler Gifts

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Moustached gentleman

World Cup Fever

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Football

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Polly Clinic.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Succeed.

Humming Bird's Hum.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'You keep out of this!'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

Bird grows leaves.

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

Football fan

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

Football Drinks