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'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Moustached gentleman

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Football

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Succeed.

Polly Clinic.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'You keep out of this!'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Bird grows leaves.

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Football fan

Football Drinks

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

"I'm not sure which hurts more - unrequited love or unrequited money."