Feudal Fan Gifts

'The Lord is going to build an extension...'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Paul Klee

Bowled over again!

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Stephen Spender.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Currently Boston

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Knighthood being given by the king

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'It's okay, they're with me.'