Feudal Fan T-Shirts

'The Lord is going to build an extension...'

Paul Klee

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Currently Boston

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Your remote control, sire."

Knighthood being given by the king

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"It's the battering classes"