Festive Ride Fanatic Pillows

Pimp my sleigh.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Snowman

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

The other days of the year...

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

A Christmas tree self portrait

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'