Festive Ride Fanatic Gifts

Pimp my sleigh.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Snowman

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'