Festive Property Exchange Gifts

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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Easter Egg Delivery

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Dog's Christmas list.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Decorating the Stables

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

57th Birthday balloons

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Anti-litter by-law in effect