'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'
Festive Property Exchange Prints
Decorate with personality using our property exchange themed prints. Perfect for framing and celebrating real estate adventures during the holiday season.
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.
Christmas Pets
"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."
'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'
Santa Dog
Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.
"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"
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Easter Egg Delivery
'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'
O Christmas Tea
Merry Kissmas
"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."
Snowman carrot substitute.
'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'
"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."
It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.
"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."
'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'
"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."
Dog's Christmas list.
Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor
Decorating the Stables
Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths
'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'
I'll be Bach for Christmas!
"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"
57th Birthday balloons
'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'
Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.
"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."
Santa Claus Always Delivers
Anti-litter by-law in effect
Festive Property Exchange Prints Collection
Festive Property Exchange Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring creative property exchange designs – perfect for bringing humor to your coffee breaks.
Festive Property Exchange Pillows
Add charm to your space with our property-inspired pillows, combining comfort with clever design.
Festive Property Exchange T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the fun side of property exchanges – great for gifts or casual holiday wear.