Festive Negotiator Gifts

Salesman in a Santa suit

'OK. It's a deal. Find the bulb that doesn't work and you get to see another Christmas.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Christmas card access

Christmas Group Therapy.

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question.

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

On the third day of Christmas...

Santa and Robin Hood Talk Merger.

"A local retail survey shows holiday sales were flat...but the consumer cash meter hit an all-time high...while the holiday confidence index took a three-point dip."

"I've got a great deal for us...if we're willing to sponsor Christmas."

'Ho, ho, ho!'

"I think I found something in our price range!"

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'