Creative Gift Exchanger Gifts

Artists Christmas Party

Lady of the Cake.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Labrador Non-retriever

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

December 24th and the December 26th.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

He sold appliances.

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The key to eliminating work-related clutter and stress: Proper Paperwork Triage!

Last-Minute Gifts

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

December 26th . . . The Returns

Santa Claus

'You know I gave up sex and booze. . .it was the toughest ten minutes of my like.'

"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"

Mail Yourself a Card.

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

Cocktails for dogs

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

"You know what they say, Ladies. Big cheese sandwich, big p***s."

"You've had enough!"

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

Man returning Christmas tree after Christmas is over.

'Could you please gift wrap my exchange gift?'

"Fetch!"

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

'She'll never know I bought it on Ebay.' 'This is the crap he got me last year that I sold on Ebay.'

Trump: Burger King