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Artists Christmas Party

Lady of the Cake.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Labrador Non-retriever

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

December 24th and the December 26th.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

The key to eliminating work-related clutter and stress: Proper Paperwork Triage!

Last-Minute Gifts

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

December 26th . . . The Returns

Santa Claus

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

Cocktails for dogs

"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

'You know I gave up sex and booze. . .it was the toughest ten minutes of my like.'

Mail Yourself a Card.

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

"You've had enough!"

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

"You know what they say, Ladies. Big cheese sandwich, big p***s."

Man returning Christmas tree after Christmas is over.

'Could you please gift wrap my exchange gift?'

"Fetch!"

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

Multiple Amputee Twister

Trump: Burger King