Festive Fairy Fandangoer Pillows

'Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year' Drunk angel

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Your repayments start now!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

The other days of the year...

Great Moment in North Pole History

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Snowman carrot substitute.

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Cat at the piano

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Bath Christmas Market