Festive Fantasizer Pillows

Santa 'Three Wishes' Genie.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

The New Year's Dance

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Elf of the Month

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Great Moment in North Pole History

Back to the Holidays

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"