Festive Chatterbox Gifts

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Dialogue

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"The cookies are always stale."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

Social media messages

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.