Festive Chatterbox Prints

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Dialogue

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The cookies are always stale."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Social media messages

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'