"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."
Festive Carpenter Gifts
Searching for the perfect present for a festive carpenter? Our collection of witty and warm gifts showcases their love for woodworking, combined with a joyful holiday spirit. From mugs to prints, find something that cheers their craft and festive cheer.
"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."
Christmas Tree
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"Home depot."
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
Turkey Autopsy
Happy Turkey Day!
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
"Honey, I think that's too many bows."
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
Stuffing the turkey.
'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'
"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."
'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'
Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'
Christmas tree exchange
Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!
'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'
'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'
Cat in a Christmas tree.
Jack and the Snowman.
Safe Christmas.
"Trick or treat?"
Making Christmas Pudding.
"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"
"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"
'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'
"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"
"I'm worried about burnout."
Last of the Christmas presents.
'Looks like the invasion has already began...'
Masky Christmas!
Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree
Festive Carpenter Gifts Collection
Festive Carpenter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for festive carpenters — witty, heartfelt, and ideal for starting their day with a smile.
Festive Carpenter Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring comfort and humor to a woodworker's space — ideal for adding some holiday cheer to their favorite spot.
Festive Carpenter Prints
Browse our artistic prints that speak to a festive carpenter's creative soul — stylish, humorous, and perfect for decorating their workshop or home.
Festive Carpenter T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for a festive carpenter who loves to wear their hobby proudly — fun designs that celebrate woodworking with a holiday twist.