Festive Carpenter Pillows

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

Turkey Autopsy

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Christmas tree exchange

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Jack and the Snowman.

"Trick or treat?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Making Christmas Pudding.

Safe Christmas.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I'm worried about burnout."

Masky Christmas!

Hit Me

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Decorating the Christmas Tree