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Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quit all that stirring...it's Christmas Eve!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Night of the Latkes

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Bad gifts

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'