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Birthday Painting

Santa Van Claus

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Frosting the Snowman

Happy Turkey Day!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Stuffing the turkey.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

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"Gesundheit!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Christmas tree exchange

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Safe Christmas.

"Trick or treat?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'