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'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Love me little, love me long.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"I suffered a stroke."

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"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

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"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'Listen darling - they're playing our ring-tone!'

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

'When does salmon season start?!'

'There's lots of fine,honest,upstanding young men out there and she takes up with a banker!'

"I haven't read them all but I've read enough to get the general idea."

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"Hey, can I check out those figure drawings again?"

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

"I've thought really long and hard and what I'm trying to say is, while I love you, I only like a parade."

'Talk about weird cravings: I felt like tofu yesterday...'