Femme Fatale Connoisseur Mugs

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Love me little, love me long.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

The Spy Who Loved Me

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"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Arthur Miller.

'Listen darling - they're playing our ring-tone!'

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Coffee Date

'When does salmon season start?!'

'There's lots of fine,honest,upstanding young men out there and she takes up with a banker!'

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"I haven't read them all but I've read enough to get the general idea."

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

Lucrezia Borgia

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

"Hey, can I check out those figure drawings again?"

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

Werewolf Campfire

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Aaaah! Didn't I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

'Talk about weird cravings: I felt like tofu yesterday...'