Feline Nesters Gifts

'Are you here, Alfred?'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Moving in

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Egg Buggy

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Cat Romance

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Nest building

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

It turns out she's more of an outdoor cat

Inauguration Watch Party

Lab Cats

5-hour Lethargy.

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

Cats invented staycations!