Feline Peacekeepers Gifts

Things that irritate a cat.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'

Wildcat Strike.

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''

'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

'Mom! Max isn't playing with his food again.'

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

'Was that real purring?'

'Just because you've got a cat-flap doesn't mean you can come and go as you please.'

Sometimes you just have to try to get along...

"Uh - Oh, here comes old sourpuss."

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

Litter tray cat.

'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'

Cat and dog

"He and I are definitely friends. I'm just not sure we're best friends."

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

Old ladies stack their walkers to rescue cat in tree.