Feline Nesters Pillows

'Are you here, Alfred?'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Moving in

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Egg Buggy

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Cat Romance

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Nest building

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

Inauguration Watch Party

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

"Dear me, bills,bills nothing but bills."

Lab Cats