Feeling Whisperer Pillows

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Violin Practise

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Happy Violinist

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

Persian

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Puppy and Kitten.

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'