Feeling Whisperer Pillows

Cards. Sympathy. Empathy.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

My other cello is a Stradivari

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Violin Practise

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Happy Violinist

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

Persian

"He likes to make clients feel important..."