Hunt Whisperer Pillows

'As a leader he carries a lot of weight. Thirty four pellets to be exact.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Super pets.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Computer Expert

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Fixing the Computer.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Superstock'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

A Girl and Her Horse

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"