Hunt Whisperer Prints

'As a leader he carries a lot of weight. Thirty four pellets to be exact.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Computer Expert

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Fixing the Computer.

'Superstock'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

A Girl and Her Horse

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"