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Skiing.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Enlightened Cursing

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Kick the machine"

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"I had to improvise"

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

Resistance.

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"