Fearful Little One Gifts

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Serious Putty

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Outside with that!'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Muy mum rocks.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"I think we can stop worrying about his bed wetting!"

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'Reflexes normal.'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime