Fearful Little One Prints

"He's afraid of needles..."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Serious Putty

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'Outside with that!'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Muy mum rocks.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Reflexes normal.'

"I think we can stop worrying about his bed wetting!"

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'