Fearful Furry Friend Support Group Gifts

'Here we go again. He always senses when we have a vet appointment.'

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Remember me?'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Pets

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Next!'