Fearful Furry Friend Support Group Gifts

'Here we go again. He always senses when we have a vet appointment.'

Playing Fetch.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Remember me?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Pets

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'