Fear Of Missing Out Fan Gifts

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Baby in Trunk.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

Scary Movies!

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Heat Wave Podium

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

'What'd I miss?'

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

Very little fan fair.

Look Behind You

Directory: You are here

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

Please give! My Northpole Fund...Thank you!

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

Desert Crawler

"I didn't know this is what 'be prepared' meant, did you?"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your car keys are?'

Wind-Up Fan

Fan on Manure

Heat wave (fantasy v. reality)

'Do you allow scout-dogs?'

Home Station. Ernie thought he was going to be a big movie star. What that didn't happen, he got a job here at the household goods store. How his favorite event of the year is this springtime parking lot sale where all of the warm weather items are brought out. There are variable-speed models, ones that are energy efficient. He gets to put on his sunglasses and and say ... As you can see, I have a huge number of fans!