Faulkner Aficionado Gifts

William Faulkner

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Superheroes take a selfie

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Apple Pie Abduction

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Take me to your Larder!"