Faulkner Aficionado Gifts

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Superheroes take a selfie

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The flies have landed.

'Gravity...Go figure!'