Fast-lane Mother Gifts

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

31. 19. 55.7.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"I love fast break business success."

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

How's the new one?

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Just doing the school run.'

Yummy Mummy

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Meals on Heels.

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'The frame isn't fooling her.'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

"I don't think it's ever too soon to retain an attorney, nut I think your baby should wait until at least the 2nd trimester."

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Life in the Fast Lane.