Speedster Mom-to-be Gifts

31. 19. 55.7.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

Congratulations! When are you due?

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Rolling Stop.