Speedster Mom-to-be Gifts

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Birthday Racing Car

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"