Fast Food Devourers In Denial Gifts

Fast food

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Nutrition-Free Diet

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Fast Food Dieter

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'The two-pounds-burger menu includes chips, a large drink and an arteriosclerosis treatment.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Sisyphus Pizza