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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Fast Food Dieter

'The two-pounds-burger menu includes chips, a large drink and an arteriosclerosis treatment.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."