Fast Food Devourer T-Shirts

Hamburger Worship

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Nutrition-Free Diet