Fashionista Reptile Enthusiast Gifts

A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Cat Tie

Football Chameleon

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Crocodile

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Puss in Heels

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You've got a friend in me."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."