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A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Cat Tie

Football Chameleon

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Puss in Heels

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"You've got a friend in me."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,