Reptile Fashion Aficionado T-Shirts

Stylish clothing for snakes.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Cat Tie

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

I think the cat wants to go out.

Danth battle?

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"You've got a friend in me."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.