Reptile Fashion Aficionado Prints

Stylish clothing for snakes.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Cat Tie

Football Chameleon

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Danth battle?

Snake Eyes

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You've got a friend in me."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'