Fashionista Gourmand T-Shirts

"Beanirrito"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Salad Hat

Fried Egg

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Dijon Vu

Pizza Shard

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Pork Pie Hat

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Capturing a Cook

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.