Fashionable Flusterer Pillows

'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Pirates

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Poisson d'Avril!

Leopards do change their spots

The TROU of the Baroque

The Surly Yoof

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

The last of the mullet.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Dressed as Tins

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

Twins

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

The ozone and the ozone layer.

I don't think this "jewelry" fad will catch on.

"What the difference between these two old men?"

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

'80's Cow

"Great! I'll take it. Don't bother to wrap it, I'll wear it home!"

'I didn't get the job. They said I've not got enough determination.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"The paunch is magnificent & those shorts are sublime."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'