Fashionable Conversationalist Gifts

Annual run-off at the mouth.

PSA Banter.

Why we need poetry. . .

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Crow and fox

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

Jokes machine.

'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Snow is falling...

The Algonquin Round Table

Bat out of Hell

"So, what is your star sign?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'