Fashion Totterer Pillows

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Mating rituals

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Customer Convention

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

The Aging of Underwear

Do you like my bling?

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Suits 50% Off

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Easter Bonnet

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Lady imitating fashion

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"If they fit, we can return them."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'