Fashion Mocker Pillows

Northerners see a fashionable stranger and suggest throwing a brick at him

"1-1"

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

Builders fashion range

'I love wearing my little black number.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Suits you Sir!

Store sells too short t-shirts.

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

The wife made it. Why?

No Pants No Service?

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.

'For better or worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, until you wish you were dead?'

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'Good grief-it's Doris'

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"