Fashion Mocker Prints

Northerners see a fashionable stranger and suggest throwing a brick at him

"1-1"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

'I love wearing my little black number.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Store sells too short t-shirts.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Suits you Sir!

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

No Pants No Service?

The wife made it. Why?

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.

'For better or worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, until you wish you were dead?'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

'Good grief-it's Doris'

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

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