Military Mocker Prints

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

The Adventures of God

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Mountain escalator.

Running in please pass

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.

"My wife says I bore people to death."

'Motivational poster,'

Members only.

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

Of all the days to sleep in!

Freak Show

'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'

'Hmm...needs refining.'

'Hello, Mr Busino. I understand you're suffering from some drug side effects.'

Yoga Trash Talk

'You can't fire me. I fired you.'

Jesus' bones.

Northerners see a fashionable stranger and suggest throwing a brick at him

No smoking sign in hell.

"You're lonely and rich and I'm friendly and poor. We're a perfect match, I reckon."

Gala Benefit

Cows chasing bagpipes player.