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"Jack, we're going to Target not Walmart. Lose the curlers."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

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"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Early cyborg.

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

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